Warning to my Girl friend during the world cup

My dear Girlfriend...
The Fifa World Cup is close by.
Let me give u a few rules that
will preserve yo beauty.
1. The remote control belongs
to me for the whole month.
2. Tell all yo friends not to gv
birth or wed or die or wateva
during the World Cup coz we
won't go.
3. You support the teams that i
support.
4. No talking during the game,
wait for half-time or end of the
game.
5. Repeats & highlights are as
good as the main match, so am
gonna watch them..
6. We can watch Telemundo
provided actors and actresses
Are wearing soccer jerseys and
they are in brazil.
7. U dont just pass infront of
the tv if am watching soccer, u
better crawl on the floor.
8. Make sure you don't ask silly
questions such as; is this
Chelsea versus England?
9. No funny faces to my friends
when they come for soccer.
10. Smile everytime EXCEPT
when my team is losing.