Warning to my Girl friend during the world cup

My dear Girlfriend...
The Fifa World Cup is close by.
Let me give u a few rules that
will preserve yo beauty.
1. The remote control belongs
to me for the whole month.
2. Tell all yo friends not to gv
birth or wed or die or wateva
during the World Cup coz we
won't go.
3. You support the teams that i
support.
4. No talking during the game,
wait for half-time or end of the
game.
5. Repeats & highlights are as
good as the main match, so am
gonna watch them..
6. We can watch Telemundo
provided actors and actresses
Are wearing soccer jerseys and
they are in brazil.
7. U dont just pass infront of
the tv if am watching soccer, u
better crawl on the floor.
8. Make sure you don't ask silly
questions such as; is this
Chelsea versus England?
9. No funny faces to my friends
when they come for soccer.
10. Smile everytime EXCEPT
when my team is losing.

How To Import A Tokunbo Girlfriend/Maga

**** My name is  Funny Malam yuzedu***
Most Nigerian ladies they do shakara for me ..There is no decent ladies to love me despite me not having money... chaii  This prompted me to look for tokunbo lady from sweden and within 6months , my girl was in Nigeria.... SEE MY TOKUNBO GF .... NA $5000 I use clear am for PORT..

Walahi , if you can follow this tricks, you can import any tokunbo lady anywhere in the world.


**Find a good international social network web site and register.

** Use your photo and real age. This being people are more free to chat when they see your photo.
Tip: Don't use your best pictures just be natural

** Participate in some forums or go to their chat rooms. Be Open minded and ready to discuss different issues. You will get people wanting to have a chat with you because You give good conversation.

** Make you know lie for anything. . WALAHI Once you lie, the lie leads to other lies and when you get close to that special person, you have to tell d truth and it brings about the awkward moment.

** Do not nag, request for favours, brag about anything and just be yourself and loyal.
There's someone out the for every one of us. Reach out.

If after doing all these tricks and yet you no see any girl imported ,  they don swear give you for yah village

**** signed by Malam yuzedu **

I want to kill myself

My name is  YUZEDU AND AYAM tired of this country CALLED NIGERIA and i want to Kill myself .. Abeg make una tell me how i go kill myself.....

yours sincerely

Malam YUZEDU